Michael Clarke Duncan: Lucius Washington
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Ricky Bobby : You sick sons of bitches. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs... all fat and cocky and lookin' at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt.
Lucius Washington : [enraged] Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT paralyzed!
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Lucius Washington : You're not gonna live forever.
Ricky Bobby : No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
Lucius Washington : No, I don't know what that means. I guess longer life.
Ricky Bobby : No, he didn't live. It's just exciting that we're trying things like that.
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Ricky Bobby : OK, I'm really gonna open it up! Woohoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I missed you, Mama Speed! Ricky Bobby's back!
Larry Dennit, Jr. : How fast is he going?
Lucius Washington : 26 miles an hour.
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Lucius Washington : [to the crew as they are speed-changing a customer's tire] Guys! No tires! We're not a pit crew anymore, we're a car wash team.
Glenn : Sorry, Lucius. Hard habit to break. Like stalking an ex-girlfriend.
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Lucius Washington : [trying to remove a knife in Ricky's leg] Let's use this knife to pry it out!
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Lucius Washington : Okay, we have got to get that car back onto the race track or our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken. Now I'm gonna ask you: do any of you guys wanna go fast?
Ricky Bobby : I wanna go fast!
