- Det. Elizabeth Fisher: When did you see him?
- Kathleen Slansky: It was after Dr. Phil.
- Det. Elizabeth Fisher: You're gonna have to help me.
- Kathleen Slansky: Dr. Phil is over at seven. Where've you been?
- Robbie Levinson: I ran into our new neighbor. Apparently he's got a problem with the gays.
- Trey McCoy: Yeah? At least we can forget the housewarming gift.
- Pastor Boyd: There are dark clouds of God's wrath hanging directly over your heads. You are in God's hands, and it is uncertain what he will do with you.
- Chris Boyd: Christ didn't die for you sins so you could go off and do perverted shit.
- Robbie Levinson: I'm Jewish.
- Kathleen Slansky: Had to. Otherwise Charlie would've been a bastard. Well, he still turned out to be a bastard, just a different kind.
- Alton Kachim: Dude, did you see that?