Andy Dick: Self

Quotes 

• Andy Dick : It's elimination time, bitches!

• Andy Dick : [imitating Donald Trump]  I've tried to run a tight ship here. Can't have any leaks. Can't have any screws loose, any leaks. So with that in mind, and with that said, Mark, you're fired.

  Andy Dick : [interview]  Go ahead, little piggy, and laugh. Wee, wee, wee, wee,wee all the way home.

  Andy Dick : [to Anna]  In my house, there's only room for one a**hole.

  Anna : And that's you.

  Andy Dick : And that hole would be me.

• Andy Dick : If you can't stomach a little head-cheese on a wooden stick, how are you going to stomach Hollyweird?

• Andy Dick : [after eliminating Tanika]  Tanika has gumption. She really will go far. She's got good head start here, given that my driveway is over a mile and a half long. So, might wanna take a juice box.

• Andy Dick : Ebony and Melissa, please step forward. The final two contestants for who can be The Next Andy's Top American Modelly Assistant.

• Andy Dick : [deciding between Melissa or Mark]  I'm looking at two ass clowns right in front of me: Tweedledee or Tweedle-dipshit.

• Andy Dick : Clean up on aisle vomit!

• Andy Dick : [to Anna, while watching a tape of her cleaning the car]  I don't like the choices you made for what you were wearing. See, I see underneath there you have a bikini top, its like a bathing suit.

  Jenny Shapiro, Temp Agent : You should have gone with the bikini top, or gotten the white T-shirt wet.

• Andy Dick : I slept in my f'ing car for almost a year. I was parked right behind Jewel.