Imagine Me & You (2005)

Matthew Goode: Heck

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• Heck : It's not you leaving that's going to kill me. It's you loving someone more.

  Rachel : No. you're not walking way. Don't... don't walk away from me.

  Heck : Yeah keep saying that. Pretend this is my choice.

  Rachel : What do you MEAN?

  Heck : Oh come on Rachel. We both know you'd have left me in the end.

  Rachel : That's not true.

  Heck : YES IT IS!

  Heck : [quieter] 

  Heck : Yes it is. I want you to be happy. More than anything else I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you. But if I'm not, then I can't stand in the way, you see? Because what you're feeling now, Rachel, is the unstoppable force. Which means that I've got to move.

• H : Heck, I've got a question.

  Tessa : Not now.

  Heck : What's the question, H?

  H : What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

  Heck : [thinks for a few seconds, then replies]  I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid.

  Tessa : There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace.

  [She starts to lead H to the church to find a seat for the wedding] 

  Luce : [Catches H before Tessa can take her away completely]  It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer.

  H : [as Tessa leads her to the church]  Can she sit with me?

• Heck : Edie, are you gay?

  Edie : Am I gay?

  [laughs] 

  Edie : I'm ecstatic!

• Luce : You should ask her, you know.

  Heck : Bless you but... I couldn't ask Rach if there is anything wrong that would be way too scary.

  Luce : Why?

  Heck : What if there is?

• Heck : So, what about you? Are you married? Ever been married, ever going to get married?

  Luce : No. No. Maybe now that the law's changed.

  Heck : How do you mean?

  Luce : Well, I'm gay.

  Heck : [chuckles, then realizes that it's not a joke]  Mmm... well done.

• Heck : Well, let's hang these flowers and get that jacket in some water.

• Rachel : She's gay...

  Heck : As a tennis player.

• Heck : You know I want you to be happy. And more than anything, I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you.

• Heck : [Rachel and Heck are having breakfast in bed]  I like this jam. It's really good jam. I should make jam. I could, you know.

  Rachel : 'Course you could.

  Heck : You don't think I could.

  Rachel : Not for a second.

  Heck : Anyway, I was talking to Rob yesterday.

  Rachel : That man's an ass.

  Heck : That man *is* an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter.

  [Rachel gets up and starts to get dressed] 

  Heck : Oh, come back to bed.

  Rachel : I'm up now. Does she know?

  Heck : Well, I'm like, 'If you want to leave, tell her.' Are you really up?

  Rachel : I really am. Maybe he doesn't want to leave. Maybe he doesn't know what he wants.

  Heck : Anyway, he should figure it out before someone gets hurt... Why are you looking at me?

  Rachel : 'Cause you're a good person.

  Heck : You wait till I make jam. Then I'll rock your world.

• Heck : It's porn, right? It's degrading. It's offensive.

  Rachel : God yes.

  Heck : Yeah. Let's watch it anyway. Come on, Rach, I mean, things have been getting slack in that department recently. I know it's my fault, and it's... yeah.

  Rachel : No, it's mine... I... uh... but I don't want to watch this.

  Heck : [sadly]  Why not?

  Rachel : It doesn't turn me on.

  Heck : Makes one of us.

• [Last lines] 

  Heck : How long is the flight anyway? Do you know?

  Anna : About 24 hours. More than enough time.

• Coop : [Standing at the altar with Heck]  I fancy that flower girl.

  Heck : [Craning around to see if Rachel's coming]  Yeah, yeah, I know you do.

  Coop : She likes me, right? I got a vibe that she likes me.

  Heck : Coop, it's my wedding day. Can we talk about me?

  Coop : Sure, yes.

  [Turns with Heck to see if Rachel's coming. Waits a few seconds, then whispers] 

  Coop : Did you get the vibe that she likes me?

• Coop : I'm 29 years old.

  Heck : You're 31.

  Coop : Precisely my point. I'm getting older. And I see you... I see what you've got with... I can see that stability. And the trust, and permanence. And I think... God, I'm glad I'm not you.

• Heck : [Rachel wants to have sex in a park late at night]  We've got a flat. It's a good one. And I've confiscated your mother's key so she can't sneak up on us anymore. I swear that woman's got a sex radar.