Imagine Me & You (2005)

Anthony Head: Ned

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• Ned : So, who's the lucky chap? What's his name?

  Rachel : Her name... is Luce.

  Tessa : Luce? As in a woman? As are you a woman? So you mean you two are lesbifriends?

  Rachel : It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to happen.

• Beth : So, Ned. How long have you guys been married, then?

  Ned : Thirty Years.

  Beth : [tenderly]  Oh.

  Ned : If I'd killed her when I first thought about it, I'd be out by now. A free man.

• Ned : And where did you two meet ?

  Rachel : At my wedding.

  Tessa : but it's such a short time, how can you be sure ?

  Rachel : I knew after three seconds.

  Ned : I've heard of love happening that fast, The French call it Le Flash.

  Tessa : They would, bloody perverts.

• Ned : I love the smell of hot dogs in the evening. Smells like... hot dogs.