The Oh in Ohio (2006)

Paul Rudd: Jack Chase

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Quotes 

• Jack Chase : Do you know I have a magnificent penis?

  Coach Popovitch : Oh shut up!

  Jack Chase : No, no. I have a magnificent penis.

  Coach Popovitch : Just Shut up!

  Jack Chase : It's true!

  Coach Popovitch : I'm not listening to you.

  [covering ears and walking away] 

  Coach Popovitch : la la la la la.

  Jack Chase : You're here to hear coach. Well hear this: My cock's jammin'! It's jammin'!

• Coach Popovitch : Me and wifey... we incorporate a lot of technology in our marital relations.

  Jack Chase : I'm uncomfortable now.

• [Jack hops in his car and starts it when Kristen steps in] 

  Kristen Taylor : Hey, Mr. Chase.

  Jack Chase : Get down. Someone might see you.

  Kristen Taylor : Oh.

  [ducks down to his lap] 

  Jack Chase : Okay, get up. Get up. Someone might see you. What do you want?

  Kristen Taylor : A ride. To the Case Western University biophysics lab. I work there.

  Jack Chase : Good for you.

• [Kristen becomes topless] 

  Kristen Taylor : Jack?

  Jack Chase : [nervously]  Uh - Uh, yeah?

  Kristen Taylor : [whispers]  Fuck the shit outta me.