Wake Up, Ron Burgundy (2004 Video)

Chad Everett: Jess Moondragon

Quotes 

• Jess Moondragon : Mother Nature sure got up on the right side of bed today, huh?

  Ron Burgundy : [laughs]  She's a giving lady!

  Jess Moondragon : Yeah.

  Ron Burgundy : Mother Nature, she is.

  Jess Moondragon : She didn't even bother to put on makeup!

  [they laugh] 

  Jess Moondragon : You know, I - I'd deeply like to take her and... make love to her.

  Ron Burgundy : Mm! She's an elusive goddess, Mother Nature.

  Jess Moondragon : Yeah. Still, to... feel her succulent breasts pressed against me, and... my breath whispering hot in her ear. Yeah, baby. While I fumble with my belt... you get my drift, friend?

  Ron Burgundy : Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for she turns away all suitors.

  Jess Moondragon : I'd like to take Mother Nature to a sleazy motel, get in the shower, and... wash each other all over, and then go in the bedroom and do things you can only do in Bangkok...

  Ron Burgundy : All right, I'm gonna have to stop you there; you're making me very uncomfortable.

  Jess Moondragon : Sorry, Ron Burgundy, I... Mother Nature does that to me.