Saturday Night Live: The Best of Cheri Oteri (2004 TV Special)
Cheri Oteri: Self, Various Characters
Quotes
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Arianna : Oh my god, Craig, my boyfriend is freeballin'!
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Office Worker : Are you wearing a tube top?
Adele : Just a little elastic basket to hold my peaches.
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Judge Judy : [talking to the defendant, a clown] Hey, I've got a story for you. It's about the day I killed a clown whore now SHUT UP!
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Cass Van Rye : Can we turn on the AC in here fellas?
Tom Wilkins : Actually Cass, the station refused to pay the bill because we are the lowest rated show on television.
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Barbara Walters : Yep, I was in such a roid rage, I threw a file cabinet at Hugh Downes.
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Nadine : SIMMA DOWN NOW!
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Office Worker #2 : Adele, you're really bad at innuendo.
Adele : Yeah, well I want you bad in my end-o.
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Colette Reardon : I popped a handful of Benzedrine in my mouth, just a quick pick me up.
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Restaurant Manager : [a customer has complained about Nadine] First thing, who is the queen of disco?
Irate customer : Uh, Donna Summer?
Restaurant Manager : Right, and how is Miss Summer listed in the phone book?
Irate customer : Uh, Summer, Donna?
Restaurant Manager : Now, slow that down.
Irate customer : Summer, Donna, Summer Donna, Summer Donna
Restaurant Manager : That's right; now what do you need to do?
Nadine , Restaurant Manager : Simmer down now! Simmer down now!
[Customer runs out of the restaurant]
