- John Candy: [speaking on a pre-filmed jungle location; wearing green military fatigues] Hi, I'm John Candy and I'd like to wish everyone at Second City a happy 25th anniversary. Unfortunately, I cannot be there to join you for the fun and festivities, but my duty to the Peace Corps has taken me elsewhere. While I was here in Southeast Asia I met a really interesting group of people here. We dress up here and camp out in the jungle. They all share things... they're really neat people! I'm also filming a movie here too, titled 'Volunteers'. But what makes this movie is that these people that I'm with... they call it 'The People's Movie.' But some guys here have a bigger trailer then the other guys. But that's OK too.
- [to passing communist soldiers]
- John Candy: Hey, comrades! How's it going? Well, you have fun. I'll have my fun here. Have a drink for me there please. But not too many because it's known as 'The People's Drink.' Thanks very much for your time. Adios!