- Detective Tom Selway: I'm just a well-rounded brother from East Flatbush.
- Detective Jim Dunbar: You're black?
- Detective Tom Selway: Get the ...
- Detective Jim Dunbar: No, are you serious? You're a black man?
- Detective Tom Selway: Jim! You didn't know?
- Detective Jim Dunbar: No. How would -
- [gestures to his eyes]
- Detective Jim Dunbar: I ...
- Detective Tom Selway: You just thought you was working with Eminem for the last four months? How could you ...
- Detective Jim Dunbar: No, I just ...
- Detective Tom Selway: How could you not *feel* my blackness?
- Detective Jim Dunbar: I thought you were just kinda groovy.
- Detective Tom Selway: Groovy?
- Detective Tom Selway: What makes you think she hired somebody as opposed to doing it herself?
- Detective Jim Dunbar: I don't think she's capable of it. A shotgun blast to the face?
- Detective Karen Bettancourt: Women shoot guys all the time.
- [Tom and Marty watch Jim leave]
- Detective Tom Selway: Can you imagine that?
- Detective Marty Russo: No.
- [after Jim grudgingly agrees to try ballroom dancing lessons]
- Christie Dunbar: This is gonna be great. You're gonna be like a regular Fred Astaire.
- Detective Jim Dunbar: Fred Astaire, huh? *Awesome*. You know, he was my hero growing up.