Employee of the Month (2006)

Sean Whalen: Dirk

Quotes 

• [a grumpy lady struggles to load a casket onto a cart] 

  Grumpy Lady : Damn! The thing's heavier than it looks.

  Zack : Hi, do you need some help with that?

  Grumpy Lady : Yes, thank you.

  [they get the casket into the cart] 

  Grumpy Lady : It's for my husband.

  Zack : Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that.

  Grumpy Lady : Oh, he's not dead. Not yet. It's just too good a deal to pass up.

  Zack : Well, do you need some help getting it to your car?

  Grumpy Lady : No, thank you. The lazy prick's waiting for me. I'm gonna make him load it.

  Zack : Well, good luck murdering your husband.

  [the grumpy lady laughs] 

  Zack : If you need my help, holler.

  [on her way out of the store, the grumpy lady addresses Dirk] 

  Grumpy Lady : Excuse me.

  Dirk : Yes?

  Grumpy Lady : That young man is wonderful. I'll be back for sure, just because of him.

  Dirk : [looks at Vince]  Oh, that man there? No surprise.

  Grumpy Lady : No.

  [the grumpy lady goes over to Zack] 

  Grumpy Lady : This is the guy. He's a wonderful fella.

  Dirk : Well, thank you. May I help you find your way to your car?

  Grumpy Lady : I know where it is. Idiot.