Dinner for Schmucks (2010)

Zach Galifianakis: Therman

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Quotes 

• Therman : Now tell us, Barry, why did your wife leave? Spit it out of your mouth. Say it. Say it, boy.

  Barry : I lost her clitoris!

  Robin : You lost her clitoris?

  Barry : She got mad because I couldn't find it, and I said 'It's probably in your purse,' because nine times out of 10 when she loses something, that's where they end up.

  Robin : Barry, do you even know what that is?

  Barry : I don't know what half the stuff in her purse is.

  Therman : Don't worry Barry. I found it. It was in her purse. It was in her naughty purse.

  Robin : Wow. Well thank God somebody found it, right?

  Barry : I thought I found it under the couch. Turns out it was just an old piece of chewing gum.

• Barry : I know everything! I have laid eggs... *inside of your brain*!

  Therman : Get them out of my head!

  Barry : You are no longer in control of me! I control you,and you are under my power!

  [whispering] 

  Barry : I know everything. And I release you!

• Therman : I want you to say, "You can eat my pudding."