Dinner for Schmucks (2010)

Jemaine Clement: Kieran

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• Julie : Kieran, You remember Tim?

  Kieran : [nods]  ... the stock broker.

  Tim : No, no. I work for a private equity firm that specializes in distressed assets.

  Kieran : So, kind of a stock broker.

  Tim : Almost nothing like a stock broker.

• Kieran : Sometimes I'll be working on a piece, and I'll think, "No, this is bullshit." So I will literally rub bull excrement on the piece as a metaphor.

• Kieran : Have you ever just spent five months living with a herd of goats, as one of them?

  Barry : No.

  Kieran : No? That surprises me. The thing about a goat is, it never denies itself what it's hungry for.

  Barry : A goat will eat anything. A goat could probably eat a bike.

  Kieran : A goat could eat itself, if it was driven to it. I'm just a goat... who's halfway through eating itself.

  Barry : Just to be clear, what exactly are we talking about?

  Kieran : Everything.