The Lookout (2007)

Jeff Daniels: Lewis

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• Lewis : What do you call a mushroom that walks into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

  Chris Pratt : I don't know.

  Lewis : A fungi.

• Lewis : [to Luvlee]  Please tell me you're not waving your hand in front of my face.

• Loan Officer : Who exactly are these sandwiches named after?

  Lewis : People I've admired. We could name one after you, if you wanted?

  Loan Officer : Oh, no. No, I don't think that's necessary...

  Lewis : Sure, sure why not?

  Loan Officer : Well, that's very kind of you but...

  Lewis : Come on! What's your first name?

  Loan Officer : [pause]  Reuben

  Lewis : What's your middle name?

• Lewis : Start at the end.

• Lewis : Can I tell you something? You won't get upset?

  Chris Pratt : What?

  Lewis : I don't think you should go home anymore.

• Lewis : [after Chris racks a shotgun]  Oh, there's a comforting sound!

• Lewis : [explaining how he went blind]  When I was about your age, me and some friends decided to make some money by opening up a meth lab.

  Luvlee : Oh! Did you blow yourself up?

  Lewis : Does it look like I blew myself up?

• Lewis : Hello?

  Chris Pratt : Are you OK?

  Lewis : I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?

  Chris Pratt : Because the lights are on. They're up there, aren't they?

  Lewis : Just get out of here.

  [Gary hits Lewis and grabs the phone] 

  Gary Spargo : Come on up here Chris, and let's talk about how we can figure this out.

• Lewis : Am I dead? I must be dead because no one's talking to me!

• Lewis : I smell money.

• Lewis : You know, here I am, sitting at home alone every night while you're out getting blown and God knows what else by Luvlee something, who probably has a friend, and what, you don't introduce me?

  Chris Pratt : Lemons. That's what it is.

  Lewis : That's what what is?

  Chris Pratt : That's her last name.

  Lewis : Luvlee Lemons? That's her name?

  Chris Pratt : Well, it's her stage name. She's a performer. Or she was.

  Lewis : Ah, and by stage I'm assuming you mean the kind with a pole?

  Chris Pratt : What do you mean?

  Lewis : Let's move on.

• Gary Spargo : Where is it?

  Bone : He says he doesn't remember.

  Chris Pratt : Lewis, you OK?

  Lewis : [sarcastically]  oh, I'm terrific.

  Gary Spargo : Don't do this, Chris. Just tell me where it is.

  Chris Pratt : I don't know where it is.

  Bone : Bullshit.

• Lewis : I get turned down more times than the beds at the Holiday Inn.