The A-Team (2010)
Bradley Cooper: Face
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Quotes
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Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Flying the C-130] Ladies and gentleman we are expecting some slight turbulence so please remain in your seats until the captain has turned off the fasten seatbelts sign. Don't worry boys, turbulence has never brought down a plane!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [Reaper drones lock on C-130, warning alarms sound] What the hell is that?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : But, we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock, and they bring down planes all the time!
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! In other words, Adios... Mother... !
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Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [cooking] Who wants secret sauce?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : NO! No, no, no, no, no! NOT anti-freeze!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Secret's out, you crazy! Everybody knows!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : No one can do an anti-freeze marinade like you can, Murdock, but I had a little Bells palsy last time...
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : That's only partial paralysis!
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : General Tuco, you are currently engaged in unauthorized warfare on United States Military Personnel.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : No no no no no no, you engaged me!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Repeat, you are engaged in unauthorized warfare on United States Military Personnel... over United States airspace.
General Javier Tuco : What?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith , Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Alpha. Mike. Foxtrot! In other words, Adios Mother F...!
General Javier Tuco : Oh, no...
[Tuco gets shot down by an F-22 Raptor]
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : I see you've all met Mr. Murdock.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
[Murdock starts laughing]
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : He stitched a lightning bolt in mine.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Look at me, son. I'm told you're a hell of a chopper pilot.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : The best, sir.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I'm not gettin' on a chopper with this nutjob!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Yea, is this another one of your little 'projects'?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : I'm a real soldier, I'm a Ranger baby!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I'm worried!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [to Hannibal] I'm a Ranger, sir.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : That's good enough for me.
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Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [Murdock has dropped cargo crushing Baracus' van] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : This is a mistake!
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Prison Warden : Wait a minute, what is this? A lap pool, a dry steam room?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Yea it'll go a long way with the boys.
Prison Warden : How in the hell do you pull this off?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : It's not who you know Bob, it's how you know them. Oh, did your boy get back from Afghanistan?
Prison Warden : Yea, thanks for getting him home. His mother and I are real grateful.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : You speak Swahili?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : You don't?
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Lynch is a paradox. He's a guy who needs animosity, but he loves theatricality. He's an administrator, he's not an operator. So he stays as far away from the point of impact as possible, and never gets his hands dirty if he can help it. But we're gonna change all that. This guy is never at the flashpoint of anything, he's safe and sound somewhere pulling the strings. So we're gonna bring this guy down to ground level, the last place he'd ever want to be. Then you put him on display, for the whole world to see...
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [about to try and shoot down drones in the tank] Hey Bosco, I'm a little stuffy. I'm gonna pop a window!
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [about to let B.A. out of the trailer] Does it make sense I'm more scared now than what we just did?
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : [after being arrested again at the end] Nice plan, Face.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Yea, we just trade Lynches and now we're going back to prison.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Yea, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but
[shows key to handcuffs in mouth]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I love it when a plan comes together.
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[Murdock and his fellow inmates are watching a 3D movie - The Greater Escape -. During the opening shot of a Humvee, just as it is gettting close to the screen, a real Humvee bursts out of the wall. Sosa is knocked to the ground and the entire audience applauds]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [in a British accent] Oh Captain! Your chariot awaits!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [runs and hops into the vehicle] Sorry boys, gotta run! Can't finish the movie! Do let me know how it ends!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Charissa, where you hiding? Hey, stay beautiful baby.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Punch it B.A.!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [throws it in reverse] Let's go, fool!
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [after breaking Murdock out the team speeds away from Sosa who starts firing] She's actually shooting at us!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Murdock pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Murdock, get in here!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : It's like we're actually being shot at!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : We are getting shot at you crazy ass fool!
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Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [singing as he spins on the helicopter blade] You spin me right round baby, right round!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Who is this guy?
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I was trying to save her.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Save her?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Yeah.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : SAVE HER?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Yeah!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : How? Please do share with us your plan, Face!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : ...okay, I hadn't thought about that yet.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Exactly! I had to!
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Your Honour, these men were acting under my command. Any judgment should be levied on me and me alone.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Absolutely not, sir! We were all participating in this operation willingly!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I won't be tried separately.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : I refuse to be tried separately.
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : How's your day going?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : This is not going to taste good.
[pukes]
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : You beat a guy like Lynch with three things: distraction, diversion and division. Then you put him on display, for the whole world to see...
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[Face sees Kyle approaching Charisa Sosa and reaching for his gun, fires two shots with a concealed pistol to make noise]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [Pointing at Kyle's direction, speaking in German] Oh, mein Gott! Er hat eine Waffe! Er hat eine Waffe! EINE WAFFE!
["Oh my God, he's got a gun! Right there, he's got a gun! A gun!"]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [an uproar ensues; Kyle stares at Face, dumbfounded and still reaching for his gun]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [walks away] Sucker.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I'm guessing you didn't get religion on the inside.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Nope, I got revenge.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [opening fire] YEAH! WHAT YOU GOT, BITCHES? WHAT YOU GOT? YEAH!
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Murdock, what did I tell you? You have to
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : You have to
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck , Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : *Catch* him, *after* you inject him.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : My bad.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [Trying to get BA onto C-130] Quit being a baby, you're a grown ass man!
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Man, this was so much easier when it was just three plastic cups...
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Charissa, come on. I am a federal fugitive. You know who I am, and . I'm here because, in the end, the truth is worth the risk. And I believe in you, even if you don't believe in me. God, I forgot how beautiful you are.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Who's gonna let him out?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith , Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : YOU!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [inside a trailer that was airlifted to base] What you don't realize is, now I gonna kill ALL y'all!
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[Murdock uses gunpowder as a spice at a braai]
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Murdock, burn the hell outta that, like it was damned!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Burn the whole place down, buddy!
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General Javier Tuco : So you're Army Intelligence?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Who, me? Naaaah!
General Javier Tuco : Not so intelligent man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.
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Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : There's nothing like some good air-to-air combat, hey boys?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Don't look at me, look at him!
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [Acknowledges Captain as she walks in] Captain.
Attractive Prison Guard : Hey.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [Whispering] You left something on the bed.
Attractive Prison Guard : [Picks up her underwear] You could have hid those.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Why would I wanna do that? You drive me crazy, I'll see you late.
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Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : What's wrong?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I don't know man, just thinking about this. We've always come back alive, the four of us, because of the old man.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : I know.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I'm not him.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Face, I know this.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Murdock, I'm not Hannibal.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Who has the most to lose on this, Face? Me, and I trust you.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Yeah, I know but... you're crazy.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [presents the Kevlar mask] Not that crazy.
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Mike
Mike 'The Operator' : Boss man. How the hell are you?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Still chewing the same dirt?
Mike 'The Operator' : I am, unfortunately, and out here in lovely Mexico.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Good. So, what have you got for me?
Mike 'The Operator' : I got a fast bird doing pizza runs. Call sign is "Hatchet", and that is wherever you want it to be.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Shoot anything that moves, ok? This is worse than Colombia.
Mike 'The Operator' : I know Tuco, man. Don't worry about it. And you're covered in gas, which I think it's interesting.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I like your bed, Milt. But how do you maintain your face?
Pensacola Prisoner Milt : Never mess with the face.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I guess the plan went OK, considering Pike blew up the boat which I didn't account on...
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : What is part of a well-oiled plan?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : To be one step ahead of the enemy, NOT to be running away from him!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Who says we're running?
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : BOSCO!
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Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Face, you have nothing to worry about.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : If I was worried, I'd be nailing myself to the container.
[Camera shot backs out, showing that he is indeed nailing himself to the container]
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Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Dangling from the chopper blade and singing 'You Spin Me Round'] Rotors are good, sir!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [At Hannibal] Who is this guy?
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Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [Overlooking Hannibal's mission plan] Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : This is bat shit insane! It's perfect
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : This is beyond nuts, boss.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : [laughs] It gets better.
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Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [from trailer] Aw hell naw, I ain't steppin' foot in any type of aircraft
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Man up! Now get in there, we've gotta finish the escape! Man up and get in there!
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : This is a heck of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into...
[gets Punched in the face by soldier]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Good morning!
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [from trailer] Where's the plan boss?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : You actually sound worried.
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[in prison, Faceman approaches a very familiar-looking prisoner holding a bottle of tanning lotion]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Listen, now I know this is good for the body, but how do you protect the face?
Pensacola Prisoner Milt : [smiles] You don't mess with it, kid.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Alpha! Mike! Foxtrot! In other words.. Adios, Mother Fu**er!