Destroy All Humans! (Video Game 2005) - Brad Abrell as Suburban Male 1, Worker 1, Army General

Cryptosporidium : [disguised] Aren't you jumping the gun here Armquist? That fire could have been started by rowdy teenagers. I did as much or worse in my day.

Head of the Marines : He's right General. Kids these days lack discipline, but they're not Communists. I think you're making too big a deal out of this.
Worker 1 : L-L-Little green men!

Cryptosporidium : Not again! Colorblind morons.

[he aims his disintegrator ray gun at the worker]

Cryptosporidium : Die, pea-brain!

[but the gun doesn't work]

Cryptosporidium : Hey, where's the... What did you do with my clip, monkey boy?

Worker 1 : Phew!

Cryptosporidium : So much for wholesale carnage. I guess I'll just have to settle for ripping your limbs off one by one with my bare hands, until I find it. With my bare hands!

Worker 1 : AAAAAAAAAAGH!
Suburban Male 1 : What a great guy. He must really love pool parties.

[Crypto scans the Mayor]

Mayor : You'd think with all the power I have in this town I could ban these stupid pool parties.
[thinking]

Suburban Male 1 : My mind says Huffmann, but my stomach says Eisenhower. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I bet Ike tastes like a cheeseburger.
Suburban Male 1 : [thinking] It's like we traveled to a future where TV was in color, and they made a program of our happy days in Santa Modesta.
Suburban Male 1 : So this is what Thoreau meant by "a life of quiet desperation". Thanks a lot, you limey bastard.

Brad Abrell: Suburban Male 1, Worker 1, Army General