Destroy All Humans! (2005 Video Game)

John Cygan: General Armquist, Cop 2

Quotes 

• General Armquist : So you didn't want to destroy us?

  Cryptosporidium : No, we were as scared as you. Deep in our hearts I think we wanted to be just like you.

  General Armquist : I guess... at the end of the day we really are just... human beings.

  Cryptosporidium : Psyche!

  [he shoots Armquist] 

• [Crypto is about to protect both the two transmitter towers and the broadcast it will air from the army] 

  General Armquist : Regiments two and four, form up the main junction. One and three, take the flank. Attack waves, target the infrastructure! I want those comm towers out of commission!

  [the soldiers all level their guns toward the towers] 

  General Armquist : Support waves, your task is simple: destroy the Communist insurgents holding the television station. No beet-eating, vodka-swilling, Trotskyite son of a bitch is gonna hijack this great nation's God-given airwaves, not on my watch! CHARGE!

  [the army charges toward Crypto and the towers] 

• Silhouette : Armquist, you want to explain to me why our troops are abandoning Area 42?

  General Armquist : They're not leaving, they're regrouping. Everything's under control.

  Silhouette : Really? So the airfield hasn't been destroyed by one of our own nukes?

  General Armquist : It's that Commie spy from Santa Modesta! He got in somehow and messed with one of our experiments. Don't worry, I'll catch him!

  Silhouette : That's what you said in Santa Modesta. Frankly, General, I'm beginning to question your resolve.

  General Armquist : Oh, I'm resolved all right. That explosion was meant to take me out!

  Silhouette : You're saying this Communist spy has a personal vendetta against you?

  General Armquist : Maybe you don't get the mindset we're up against!

  Silhouette : No, no, General, I'm taking you very seriously. The President should hear this. Get back to Capitol City.

  General Armquist : I don't take orders from you!

  Silhouette : In this matter, I speak for the President. You know that.

  General Armquist : [hanging his head; sighs]  Majestic...

• Air Force General : General Armquist, good of you to come. Thought you might have been too busy doing damage control in California.

  General Armquist : Never too busy to see the Air Force fall flat on its face, Jack.