The Last Kiss (2006)
Zach Braff: Michael
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Quotes
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Michael : I'm in love with your daughter Stephen, Maybe that doesn't mean anything you but I'm standing here. You are her father, I am looking you in the eyes and I'm telling you I will do anything in the world to get your daughter back.
Stephen : Really?
Michael : Really.
Stephen : Anything?
Michael : I'll do anything.
Stephen : People say that, they don't mean it.
Michael : But I mean it!
Stephen : Well it's very simple... do whatever it takes.
Michael : It's that simple?
Stephen : Yes... you can't fail if you don't give up.
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Kim : Having a crisis, are we?
Michael : Do I look like I'm having a crisis?
Kim : Everyone I know is having a crisis. I know you're not supposed to get them until midlifem but I think something's happening to our metabolism.
Michael : Our metabolism?
Kim : [nods] Yeah, I mean the world is moving so fast now, we are all chasing something so fast that we start freaking out long before our parents did. Feel my heart.
[puts his hand in her chest]
Kim : Feel how fast it is?
Michael : ...that's a fast heart.
Kim : 'Cause we don't ever stop to breathe anymore...
[takes his hand off her chest]
Kim : You gotta remember to breathe or you'll die.
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Michael : When I was twelve, I'd close my eyes and picture what it would be like to be thirty and this is exactly what I saw: great friends, beautiful girlfriend. I should also mention that in that same fantasy Hulk Hogan was my live in bodyguard.
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Michael : Ow, ow, no, that's my nut!
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Michael : Have we met before?
Kim : Um, do I look familiar?
Michael : ...No.
Kim : [laughs] Okay, I'm Kim
Michael : Michael, nice to meet you.
Kim : Nice to meet you, um, so you are friends with the groom?
Michael : Since pre-school, actually...
Kim : Oohhh, that's really cute.
Michael : Yeah.
Kim : [cell phone rings] Can you just excuse me..."Hello, yeah, um I'm coming. Right now. Bye". I'm with three friends that want to leave since we got here... would you... wait? I'll be right back.
[leaves]
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Kim : And don't worry 'cause crises... crr... crisises?
Michael : I think it's "crises".
Kim : Right... like I said, crises, they come and go.
Michael : Sometimes... sometimes they don't really feel like they are going anywhere.
Kim : You are having a permanent crisis?
Michael : I don't know, maybe... just've been thinking about my life lately. Everything feels pretty planned out, you know?. It's like I know everything that's gonna happen. There are no more surprises.
Kim : That is so boring.
Michael : [laughs] I know.
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[from trailer]
Michael : I've been thinking about my life lately, and everything feels pretty planned out. There's no more surprises.
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Michael : But then, I went back.
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Michael : Jenna and I met 3 years ago. She's smart, she's beautiful, she makes me laugh. If you absolutely have to become an adult and all that comes with it, this is the kind of woman you wanna do it with... right?