Satellite City (1996– )

Ri Richards: Moira Price

Quotes 

• Dad : I'll crush my own windpipe with a hammer if he goes

  Mandy : I'll take all my clothes off and scream

  Dad : I'll live in a suitcase under the bed without holes

  Moira price : ...and I will join Plaid Cymru

• Moira price : Randy's been looking for a job, Dai

  Dai the barman : A Job? What job?

  Randy : There were these turkeys right? So naturally I assumed they'd need caring for. Feeding, talking to, that sort of thing. So I went in to apply.

  Dai the barman : Turkey strangler was it?

  Randy : Yeah

• Dai the barman : Where's the Ayatollah today then?

  Moira price : That's a good question Dai

  Gwynne : Is it?

  Moira price : Yes Gwynne. I mean, when did Dad last miss his one o'clock pint?

  Gwynne : [Thinking]  Let's see, March the... seventh... nineteen sixty...

  Dai the barman : Five

  Gwynne : Five wasn't it. He'd been knocked unconscious by Hayden Webb's father outside the fish shop for calling his bricklaying "baroque"