Elvis (2005)

Randy Quaid: 'Colonel' Tom Parker

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• 'Colonel' Tom Parker : Let's face it, son. The records aren't doing what they used to and the movie aren't doing much better.

  Elvis Presley : That's probably because of all this material you keep shovin' down my throat, Colonel. Hell, you can't polish a turd.

• 'Colonel' Tom Parker : [to Elvis]  You're starting to look like a kettle of crap, son.