Dhoom 2 (2006)

Uday Chopra: Ali

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Quotes 

• Ali Akbar Fateh Khan : [to Aryan Singh in disguise]  Wait old man police!

• Ali Akbar Fateh Khan : What a place! Cocabanana!

• Sunehri : [Working as a waitress in Fiji after Hrithik Roshan's demise]  Ok, what do we have in the orders ? Chicken sandwiches, done. Coming right up.

  [after no response from the kitchen] 

  Sunehri : Why isn't he responding ?

  [Walks into the kitchen and orders the cook] 

  Sunehri : Hello, didn't I just say chicken sandwiches ?

  [Camera switches to the cook being Hrithik Roshan revealed to be alive] 

  Aryan Singh : [to Aishwarya Rai]  You've violated my contract, so officially I am going on strike.

  Sunehri : Really ? What's been left out ?

  Aryan Singh : Well, as per my contract I was promised with a kiss every hour. My last kiss was 2 hours ago. As long as I don't get the remedies, I ain't cooking.

  Sunehri : [Approaching Roshan in a romantically playful manner]  Ok, so let's get to some negotiation on the "contract", shall we.

  [Just as they are about to kiss, a whistle on the movie's title song is heard. Coming outside, both Roshan and Rai see Abhishek Bachchan playing billiards] 

  Jai Dixit : [to Rai and Roshan with a grudging smile]  How about a beer !

  [after sipping his beer] 

  Jai Dixit : Well, can someone love somebody to the extent they kill them ?

  [to Roshan] 

  Jai Dixit : Tell you what, in love, you give your life, not take it away and Sunehri gift wrapped your life in those blank bullets. But somewhere I felt something was missing. I've been waiting all these 6 months for Mr. A to pull off his next heist.

  [In mild sarcasm] 

  Jai Dixit : So just dropped by to ask if you've changed your signature.

  Aryan Singh : [In an upright but partially guilty tone]  I changed myself. That's the best thing which happened to me.

  [Presents Bachchan with a pendrive] 

  Aryan Singh : . All the crimes I've committed are right inside it. You can extract them.

  [Fully confident that Bachchan has come to arrest them] 

  Aryan Singh : Shall we come to the airport in your car or should we take ours ?

  [Tourists walk in asking if the restaurant is open] 

  Jai Dixit : [Responding to the tourists]  Of course, this place is always open.

  [to a shocked Rai and Roshan] 

  Jai Dixit : It seems you guys are forgetting, but the thief who went by the name Mr. A is dead as per official police records. And honestly, there's no heroism in apprehending a dead criminal.

  [In a joking tone] 

  Jai Dixit : But WHAT IF that thief somehow comes back to life ?

  [Hrithik Roshan smiles, confirming he's reformed] 

  Jai Dixit : It'll be procession of lovers, bound to go out with a DHOOM.

  [Puts a dollar coin on the table] 

  Jai Dixit : For the beer.

  [Leaves] 

  Aryan Singh : [Plays with Rai who looks at him with relief and pride]  What ? I ain't cooking. I am still on strike.

  [Heads to the kitchen] 

  Sunehri : [Admiring Bachchan with a smile]  Funny guy.

  Jai Dixit : [Receives a call from Uday Chopra upon leaving the restaurant]  What is it ?

  [Camera shifts to Chopra sunbathing with Bipasha Basu] 

  Ali Akbar Fateh Khan : Abuse me, please. It's been a long time I heard you foul mouthing me.

  Jai Dixit : [Taking Chopra's comments a humorous manner]  Shut up Ali and pack your bags. We've got a new case coming up. Let's go.

  [Walks into the sunset, hinting a sequel] 

• Ali Akbar Fateh Khan : [to Abhishek Bachchan on his cell phone]  If that thief was indeed gonna rob this museum, you wouldn't post me here. Coz I am aware, you don't respect me.

• Jai Dixit : [Receiving a phone call on the landline upon reaching Hrithik Roshan's Rio De Janeiro house after he has successfully pulled off his heist]  Who's this ?

  Sunehri : [Responding to Bachchan on her cell phone]  Remember you had asked me, an honest thief or a dishonest cop ? Well, Sunehri has made her choice.

  Jai Dixit : [Replying to Rai in concealed anger]  You both better find yourselves a place to hide now. Coz from now on, neither are you gonna be worth stealing anything nor betraying anyone.

  [Disconnects and leaves] 

  Ali Akbar Fateh Khan : [Aware of Bachchan's anger and they will be chasing Roshan and Rai]  Those crooks are goners I tell you.