The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008)

Scott C. Brown: Flynn, Leo, Turk

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Quotes 

• Lodge : [narrating]  Flynn is alone with the Grimmoire.

  Leo : I stab it! Wait! I BACKSTAB it!

  Cass : Good call.

  Lodge : Y-y-you can't backstab it! You can't *sneak-attack* an inanimate object!

  Leo : Why not? It's PRONE!

  Lodge : It doesn't have a discernible anatomy!

  Leo : It's got a SPINE! Doesn't it?

  [Leo rolls a fumble, causing Flynn to stab himself] 

  Leo : [in shock]  Bards suck.

  Lodge : That... was unprecedented, Leo.

• Joanna : [after Drazuul moves after Luster's announcement of spell]  What happened to the spell?

  Gary : No good, Drazuul moves before me, blast me unless I have a barricade or something...

  Leo : [Leo looks up with great purpose and realization]  Hide behind the pile of dead bards.

• Flynn the Fine : [singing]  Dear Goblin friends, dear Goblin friends, please hear my song...

  [Flynn gets shot with arrows by the Goblins] 

  Lodge : [rolls]  Yeah. Yeah, you're dead.

  Gary : [holds stopwatch]  At 29 minutes, 42 seconds. New personal best, Leo.

  Leo : There are so many places I could put that stopwatch!

• Gary : I'm a wild mage. WILD! But you losers can call me "sorceress". That's right. I'm playing a chick.

  Leo : Dude, you hot?

  Gary : Seventeen charisma.

  Leo : Wanna have sex?

  Gary : Totally.

  Leo : Great! I seduce him, uh her.

  [Leo rolls his die] 

  Leo : Yes! I can totally seduce any homophobe with that roll!

  Lodge : We *haven't* started yet. You guys *haven't* met!

• Daphne : What did the barmaid say?

  Flynn the Fine : "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes."

  Daphne : About Mort Kemnon, dumbass?

• Flynn the Fine : [singing]  Shut up, dear peasant, rest your head. Or I'll have the sorceress kill your ass dead.

• Flynn the Fine : What is that heavenly music?

  Priestess : The Hymn to Therin. It calls to our goddess.

  Leo : [voice-over]  I seduce the priestess!

  Lodge : [voice-over]  She's taken a vow of celibacy!

  Leo : [voice-over]  Dude, 20 ranks in seduction!

  Flynn the Fine : [to priestess]  Hey, baby. Wanna tune my mandolin?

  [rolls and the priestess and Flynn leave the room] 

  Daphne : [to Hierophant]  Please understand the horny Bard does not represent us.

• [Leo's employees are writing numerous copies of his character sheet] 

  Game Store Employee : How many of these do you actually need?

  Leo : Let me answer that with another question: shut up!

  Game Store Customer : [to employee]  Your boss is a dick!

• Flynn the Fine : Watch out for Rennard! He'll backstab you!

  [Flynn gets backstabbed by Rennard] 

  Flynn the Fine : Oh, just like that.

• Flynn the Fine : [as he is taken away by zombies]  There's thirty-seven more of me, asshole!

• Leo : [playing a board game]  Take that, Jesus! Who's the Messiah now?

• The Inquisitor : Hail, Flynn the Fine.

  Flynn the Fine : Hail, random creepy knight guy.

  Lodge : [voice-over]  Dumbass, bardic knowledge.

  Flynn the Fine : Oh, yeah, right! You are totally...

  Lodge : [voice-over]  The Lord High Inquisitor...

  Flynn the Fine : The Lord High Inquisitor...

  Lodge : [voice-over]  ... of the Grand Illuminated Holy Order of Therin.

  Flynn the Fine : [pause]  What he said! Hail.

• Flynn the Fine : Hey baby, want to tune my mandolin.