Salma Hayek: Madame Truska
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Quotes
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Madame Truska : Why can't you just get a cell phone?
Larten Crepsley : Because vampires don't need cellphones.
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Madame Truska : Oh, Larten, you did it. You stuck your neck out for him.
Larten Crepsley : You'd think a vampire would know better than to stick his neck out.
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Madame Truska : You don't love me anymore. It's my beard.
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Larten Crepsley : After two hundred years of living alone, why on Earth would I suddenly become lonely?
Madame Truska : I don't know. Midlife crisis?
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Madame Truska : [in a trance] You're in danger, terrible danger. Your life and soul are in jeopardy.
Madame Truska : [snapping out of it] What did I say?
Larten Crepsley : Nothing. Something about the weather. Chance of thunderstorms tomorrow. Don't worry. I'll stay indoors.
