Missionary Positions (2005)

Mike Foster: Self

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  announcer #1 : For four days exhibitors are selling sex products at the Sands Expo, yet among all this pornography are two men selling God.

  announcer #2 : Pastors at a pornography convention, advertising a triple-X web site? Now that'll grab your attention, and that's exactly what they want.

  Craig Gross : No, you're not gonna see porn on there, but what you are gonna find, you're gonna find Bible studies, you're gonna find sermons, you're gonna find resources, helps and referrals.

  Mike Foster : We just think there's something better than the adult expo, and that's hope of heaven.

  Craig Gross : This is Rex the Rabbit, he's our mascot.

• Mike Foster : [frustrated]  This is not what I signed up for. This is, This is, this is not... good. I'm supposed to, we're like fighting porn here, does it look like I'm fighting porn? I'm trying to get a freakin' hotel room, that's what my life's been reduced to. Going around the country telling people not to masturbate and look at porn.