ECW One Night Stand (2005 TV Special)

Mick Foley: Mick Foley - Commentator

Quotes 

• Mick Foley : Balls Mahoney, Axl Rotten.

  Joey Styles : The Hardcore Chair-Swinging Freaks. This looks like a prison break.

• Mick Foley : This has got to feel like redemption for Mike Awesome, and it has got to feel good. And maybe even I would've taken a buyout on my contract to sign with WCW.

  Joey Styles : Don't say that.

  Mick Foley : Well, I have kids.

• Mick Foley : In case you didn't notice, Eric, what was on display here tonight was something that WCW was curiously void of - emotion, real emotion! You can't script it.

  Eric Bischoff : Yeah, by fifteen hundred idiots! Real emotion, a bunch of Kool-Aid drinking pieces of garbage that worked part-time at Dad's...

  Joey Styles : Are you done?

  Eric Bischoff : - restaurants and still lived in their parents' homes.

  Joey Styles : In case you didn't notice, you just lost the fight - to a bunch of out-of-shape wrestlers. You wanna watch bodybuilders wrestle? Go tune in on Monday night!

  Eric Bischoff : A couple more would've knocked the hell out of them, I've been wanting to do that for a long time.

  Joey Styles : You wanna do it because you couldn't buy me out, 'cause I didn't answer your eight phone calls!

• Mick Foley : WCW made Mike Awesome look like a fool, like an idiot, like a nincompoop, when they turned him into 'That 70's Guy.' This has got to feel like redemption, and it has got to feel good.

• Joey Styles : [the Sandman has a chair between D-Von Dudley's legs and Tommy Dreamer is holding a metal sign]  He wouldn't.

  Tommy Dreamer : Whazzup!

  [Tommy hits the sign against the chair that is placed between D-Von's legs] 

  Joey Styles : My god, he just crushed the man's balls!

  Mick Foley : I don't care if this is ECW, you can not say that, Joey Styles.

  Joey Styles : I'm being told I can't say "balls." Sorry if I offended anyone by saying "balls."

• Joey Styles : [the BWO music starts before the main event]  What the hell is that?

  Mick Foley : [the Blue World Order makes their way out]  It's the Blue World Order!

  Joey Styles : [laughing]  I'm gonna wet my pants. If any gimmick never deserved to make a dime and made a whole boatload of cash, this is it, and the best is they couldn't sue us because of parody. The Blue World Order!

  Mick Foley : If you remember Joey, my last match in ECW against Mikey Whipwreck, at the end of that match, the Blue Meanie, Big Stevie Cool and I strutted out of the ECW Arena. That was the best exit in wrestling history, and the Sandman may have had the best entrance in wrestling history.

  Joey Styles : Man, look at the old-school Daisy Dukes, the half-shirts, Nova's got those musty, smelly old tights, the face-paint.

  Mick Foley : I can only imagine what the uninitiated are thinking at this moment.

  ECW Crowd : BWO! BWO! BWO!

• Mick Foley : [During the Rey Misterio Jr. vs. Psicosis match]  The ECW fans have their definite likes and dislikes, which is why, you might have noticed, I didn't bring Mr. Socko with me tonight.

• Joey Styles : Rhino is in the best shape of his life, but right now

  [Sabu puts Rhino headfirst through a table with an Arabian Skullcrusher] 

  Joey Styles : it doesn't mean a damn thing!

  Mick Foley : With all due respect to you Joey, but, oh my God!

  Joey Styles : Bang Bang!

• Mick Foley : [Kid Kash runs into the ring during the brawl with Tommy Dreamer, the Sandman, the Dudley Boys and the BWO]  Kid Kash, I believe.

  Joey Styles : Kid Kash, Mr. TNA Himself. Total Nonstop Attitude.