ECW One Night Stand (2005 TV Special)

Joey Styles: Joey Styles

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Quotes 

• Joey Styles : [when Mike Awesome power bombed Tanaka through a table from the ringside apron]  I think he's broken his friggin' neck!

• The Sandman : [attempting to revive a bloody and unconscious Tommy Dreamer]  Somebody, get me a beer!

  Joey Styles : Screw the beer, get him some plasma!

• Joey Styles : [Tanaka smashed a chair onto another chair that was on Awesome's face]  Holy crap!

• Joey Styles : There's coach, now I'm scared.

• Mick Foley : Balls Mahoney, Axl Rotten.

  Joey Styles : The Hardcore Chair-Swinging Freaks. This looks like a prison break.

• Joey Styles : [as The Sandman makes his entrance]  The bar is open!

• Mick Foley : This has got to feel like redemption for Mike Awesome, and it has got to feel good. And maybe even I would've taken a buyout on my contract to sign with WCW.

  Joey Styles : Don't say that.

  Mick Foley : Well, I have kids.

• [last lines] 

  Joey Styles : You have been watching ECW One Night Stand from the Hammerstein Ballroom in Manhattan, New York City. Thank you. Thank you to all the ECW fans around the world who cried out for the return of ECW. Without you there would be no us. Thank you. Thank you very much. I can't believe what I'm seeing. ECW lives!

• Mick Foley : In case you didn't notice, Eric, what was on display here tonight was something that WCW was curiously void of - emotion, real emotion! You can't script it.

  Eric Bischoff : Yeah, by fifteen hundred idiots! Real emotion, a bunch of Kool-Aid drinking pieces of garbage that worked part-time at Dad's...

  Joey Styles : Are you done?

  Eric Bischoff : - restaurants and still lived in their parents' homes.

  Joey Styles : In case you didn't notice, you just lost the fight - to a bunch of out-of-shape wrestlers. You wanna watch bodybuilders wrestle? Go tune in on Monday night!

  Eric Bischoff : A couple more would've knocked the hell out of them, I've been wanting to do that for a long time.

  Joey Styles : You wanna do it because you couldn't buy me out, 'cause I didn't answer your eight phone calls!

• Joey Styles : And I love the FBI. Now, Little Guido Maritato, WWE fans know him as Nunzio, is truly Italian. Big Guido is truly Italian. Tony Mamaluke, Tracy Smothers and JT Smith couldn't find Italy on a map. Earlier today JT Smith asked me if an innuendo was an Italian suppository.

• Joey Styles : [Super Crazy hits a balcony dive onto the FBI]  O Dios Mio!

• Joey Styles : Gotta love a good shoot promo on live TV.

• Joey Styles : [the Sandman has a chair between D-Von Dudley's legs and Tommy Dreamer is holding a metal sign]  He wouldn't.

  Tommy Dreamer : Whazzup!

  [Tommy hits the sign against the chair that is placed between D-Von's legs] 

  Joey Styles : My god, he just crushed the man's balls!

  Mick Foley : I don't care if this is ECW, you can not say that, Joey Styles.

  Joey Styles : I'm being told I can't say "balls." Sorry if I offended anyone by saying "balls."

• Joey Styles : [the BWO music starts before the main event]  What the hell is that?

  Mick Foley : [the Blue World Order makes their way out]  It's the Blue World Order!

  Joey Styles : [laughing]  I'm gonna wet my pants. If any gimmick never deserved to make a dime and made a whole boatload of cash, this is it, and the best is they couldn't sue us because of parody. The Blue World Order!

  Mick Foley : If you remember Joey, my last match in ECW against Mikey Whipwreck, at the end of that match, the Blue Meanie, Big Stevie Cool and I strutted out of the ECW Arena. That was the best exit in wrestling history, and the Sandman may have had the best entrance in wrestling history.

  Joey Styles : Man, look at the old-school Daisy Dukes, the half-shirts, Nova's got those musty, smelly old tights, the face-paint.

  Mick Foley : I can only imagine what the uninitiated are thinking at this moment.

  ECW Crowd : BWO! BWO! BWO!

• [last lines] 

  Joey Styles : ECW lives!

• Joey Styles : There is Edge, I'm made up I haven't bought my wife tonight, that is a wife stealer!

• Joey Styles : Rhino is in the best shape of his life, but right now

  [Sabu puts Rhino headfirst through a table with an Arabian Skullcrusher] 

  Joey Styles : it doesn't mean a damn thing!

  Mick Foley : With all due respect to you Joey, but, oh my God!

  Joey Styles : Bang Bang!

• Mick Foley : [Kid Kash runs into the ring during the brawl with Tommy Dreamer, the Sandman, the Dudley Boys and the BWO]  Kid Kash, I believe.

  Joey Styles : Kid Kash, Mr. TNA Himself. Total Nonstop Attitude.