Bromwell High (2005– )

Doon Mackichan: Carol Jackson, Various, Police Officer

Quotes 

• Martin Jackson : I'm not fly.

  Carol Jackson : You're not fly!

  Martin Jackson : I'm a math teacher.

  Carol Jackson : You're a math teacher.

  Martin Jackson : And that's plenty cool enough.

  Carol Jackson : You're a math teacher.

• Carol Jackson : [after Iqbal gets a big bag of money]  Please tell me you will be spending that money on books.

  Iqbal : If by books you mean windsurfing lessons, then yes!

• Martin Jackson : Carol, that fireman says you shagged him!

  Carol Jackson : Which one?

  Martin Jackson : That one!

  [points to a fireman] 

  Carol Jackson : Oh, no, I didn't shag that one.

  Martin Jackson : Ha ha. Unlucky!