Beer League (2006)

Mary Birdsong: Rhonda

Quotes 

• Maz : I'll have an egg-white omelet made with very little oil, dry wheat toast, and grapefruit juice.

  Johnny Trinno : Oh my god, that's the gayest order I've ever heard.

  Artie DeVanzo : You know, in Massachusetts, that order could legally marry a dude.

  Maz : Alright, here it comes.

  Johnny Trinno : You know, just placing an order like that would get you kicked out of the army.

  Artie DeVanzo : You know, if you put a construction helmet on that order, it could join the Village People.

  Rhonda : Would you guys knock it off so I can do my job?

  Maz : Thank you.

  Rhonda : Alright, Maz, that's an egg-white omelet, dry wheat toast, grapefruit juice.

  Maz : That's right.

  Rhonda : Do you want a side order of cock with that?

• Johnny Trinno : Let me get a bacon egg and cheese on a hard roll with a side order of fries, cheese, and gravy and a bowl of gravy on the side.

  Artie DeVanzo : I'll have the same thing, plus pancakes.

  Rhonda : Chocolate milk?

  Artie DeVanzo : You know it honey.