ShakespeaRe-Told (TV Mini Series)

Macbeth (2005)

Joseph Millson: Billy Banquo

Quotes 

• [Malcolm unwittingly makes a faux pas by mentioning the name of TV chef Gordon Ramsay] 

  Joe Macbeth : If I make a mistake, it hurts me. Do you understand that? I mean, actual physical pain.

  Malcolm : That's very 'Gordon Ramsay'.

  [stunned silence] 

  Roddy Maloney : We don't use that name in this kitchen. Didn't your father tell you?

  Billy : It's bad luck to say it out loud. Just call him 'The Scottish Chef'.

• Joe Macbeth : Actually, do you know what I love about squid?

  Billy : What do you love about squid?

  Joe Macbeth : The name. Nobody knows where it came from. It just appeared one day in the 17th century. It's like...

  [pause] 

  Joe Macbeth : It's like God... parted the heavens, reached down to us and went: "There you are, people. Squid"