Surf School (2006)

Harland Williams: Rip

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• Rip : [to Tyler]  Well, well, well, if it isn't old Southern Cali again. Aren't you, uh, running a little late for your spray-on tan appointment? The old Ripter's got a little beach recipe for you. First, you add a little take a hike, and you blend in a little asshole. You know what I call it? Take a hike, asshole.

• Rip : Look, Larry, if you're gonna rip with the big boys, you got to learn to understand women.

  Taz : Uh, not the best advice, Ripster. Dude's a total virgin.

  Mo : Yeah, man. The only booty call he's ever seen starred Jamie Foxx.

  Rip : Is that true, Larry?

  Larry : No. Actually I didn't catch Booty Call. I had an S.A.T. review course. And mother thinks Jamie Foxx is a potty-mouth.

  Rip : Larry, are you a virgin, man?

  Larry : Yes.

  Rip : Wow, man. I haven't seen one of you around here since "Grinder Teeth" took out little Jimmy McGee behind the dumpster at the pomegranate hut.

• Rip : Hey, you guys want to see a triple-fart bubble?

• Rip : Larry, your balls are so dried up, I can see them swinging off my rear-view mirror halfway to Turkey.

  Larry : Boris says he has big plans for me tonight.

• Rip : The way I see it, you got two choices here. You can sit around all mopey-faced like your grandmother got her ass cheek ripped of by a hammerhead shark, or you can hope that tomorrow the surf gods grant you a tasty curl out there, all right?