Surf School (2006)

Diane Delano: Tillie

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• Tillie : Well, as you know, every revolution requires a secret mission or two to level the battlefield, so Boris and I whipped up a little something that might even the odds tomorrow.

  Taz : What is this?

  Tillie : Microscopic crabs. Kind of tough to focus on your surfing when you got those cute little critters dancing in your shorts.

  Boris : In 1971, I put the crabs like that into the jockstrap of President Nixon. I was towel boy in racquet club, and there is famous film of Nixon shaking the hand of Chinese premier, and then immediately he scratches his balls.