Surf School (2006)

Lee Norris: Larry

Quotes 

• Larry : I dreamed about monkeys last night. They have monkeys in Costa Rica. I dreamed that, you know, I made friends with one on the senior trip.

  Taz : Okay. Larry, you've go to stop with these gay-ass dreams. Seriously. Look, have you been reading those Hustlers I gave you?

  Larry : A lot of the pages are stuck together.

  Taz : Yeah, they do that. Uh, humidity.

• Larry : I dreamed about that Costa Rican monkey again.

  Taz : Larry, you need to be spanking the monkey, not dreaming about it.

• Larry : Wow. I just saw my first real monkey. Look.

  Taz : Larry, forget about the real monkeys. You're here to get that monkey off your back, all right? The only word I want to hear out of your mouth is "beaver," got it?

• Rip : Look, Larry, if you're gonna rip with the big boys, you got to learn to understand women.

  Taz : Uh, not the best advice, Ripster. Dude's a total virgin.

  Mo : Yeah, man. The only booty call he's ever seen starred Jamie Foxx.

  Rip : Is that true, Larry?

  Larry : No. Actually I didn't catch Booty Call. I had an S.A.T. review course. And mother thinks Jamie Foxx is a potty-mouth.

  Rip : Larry, are you a virgin, man?

  Larry : Yes.

  Rip : Wow, man. I haven't seen one of you around here since "Grinder Teeth" took out little Jimmy McGee behind the dumpster at the pomegranate hut.

• Rip : Larry, your balls are so dried up, I can see them swinging off my rear-view mirror halfway to Turkey.

  Larry : Boris says he has big plans for me tonight.

• Larry : Jordan, I know you're on an inspirational roll, but I don't think this is gonna work with me. I had my first erotic spanking from a chimp last night, and everybody on this beach knows it. Even their mothers know it.