The Colbert Report (2005–2014)
Penn Jillette: Self
Quotes
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Penn Jillette : Which camera's on right now?
Stephen Colbert : I don't know.
Penn Jillette : [looks around] Oh, it's this one right here. There is no Santa Claus! The Easter Bunny is your mother and father! There's no Easter Bunny and no God. Sorry!
Stephen Colbert : Do we have a puppy for Mr. Jillette to punch?
Penn Jillette : I don't like to touch them; I'd like to hit them with a hammer.
Stephen Colbert : Okay, look. The rest of the stuff you can say what you want, it's your audience to lose. But when you start messing with God, you got ME to answer to.