Enchanted (2007)
Timothy Spall: Nathaniel
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Quotes
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[Prince Edward rides on top of an MTA New York City Transit bus thinking it is a steel beast]
Prince Edward : You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!
[He takes his sword and stabs it through the roof of the bus, the blade also ripping open an old lady's bag in the process]
Bus Driver : [stops the bus] Everybody stay on the bus.
Prince Edward : Giselle? My love?
Pip in New York : Giselle?
Prince Edward : Right. The steel beast is dead, peasants! I've set you all free!
Bus Driver : [gets off the bus and yells at Edward] Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here RIGHT NOW!
Nathaniel : Madam, allow me...
Prince Edward : Nathaniel, old friend!
Nathaniel : Sire, may I suggest that you, uh...
Bus Driver : You? A friend a' his? Crazy tight-wearin'... Are you tryin' to mess up my route?
[Pip jumps onto her forehead, and mimics her]
Bus Driver : I'll tear you both apart! Don't you roll your eyes at me, you...
[Nathaniel points at Pip, causing the driver to look up]
Bus Driver : A RAT! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
[She goes berserk and tries to get Pip off of her]
Prince Edward : Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.
Nathaniel : Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?
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Nathaniel : Sire, do you like yourself?
Prince Edward : What's not to like?
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Robert : [regarding Morgan] I know she's shy. I know she doesn't have very many friends. I just want her to be strong, you know? To be able to face the world for what it is. That's why I don't encourage the fairy tales. I don't want to set her up to believe in this "dreams come true" nonsense.
Giselle : But dreams do come true. And maybe something wonderful will happen.
Robert : Yeah, well, I forgot who I was talking to.
Giselle : Well, I hope you don't forget. I like talking to you.
Nathaniel : [with an absurd French accent, setting down a glass of apple martini by Giselle] For the nice lady. From a secret admirer.
Giselle : Oh!
Robert : A secret admirer? How come people keep giving you free stuff?
Giselle : What is it?
Nathaniel : It's an apple martini, miss.
Giselle : Oh, apple mar... ooh! It looks yummy.
Robert : Yeah, be careful, it's poisonous.
[Nathaniel growls at him]
Giselle : You're joking.
Robert : Yeah.
Robert : No, they'll creep up on you, though. I'd be really careful.
Giselle : Well, I'll just have one sip.
Nathaniel : A sip is all it takes.
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Nathaniel : [talking on the phone while in a taxi cab] No, uh... I've always treated her like a queen, but... lately I'm starting to feel there's this whole other side to her, like I... I don't even know her anymore.
Radio Therapist : [over the radio] I think you need to take her aside and find out how she really feels about you.
Queen Narissa : [peeks in through open taxi cab window] Hello, Worthless. Miss me?
