Enchanted (2007)

Kevin Lima: Pip in New York

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Quotes 

• Prince Edward : Go ahead, Pip. What is it you want to say?

  Pip in New York : [clears his throat, squeaks]  You with me.

  [rubs "hands" together and points to Nathaniel, trying to tell Edward that Nathaniel is a traitor] 

  Prince Edward : Nathaniel?

  Pip in New York : [squeaking]  Uh-huh. Nathaniel.

  Prince Edward : Nathaniel's glad to have me near.

  Pip in New York : [squeaking]  No-no-no-no-no!

  [imitates Nathaniel and then scurries to a soda cup indicating that he saw Nathaniel talking to Narissa in a boiling pot and made three apples appear] 

  Pip in New York : Broop, broop, broop.

  Pip in New York : [takes a piece of ice as if it were an apple. Imitates Nathaniel again]  Giselle.

  [imitates Giselle singing "True Love's Kiss"] 

  Prince Edward : Oh, I know this one.

  Pip in New York : [as Nathaniel]  Apple?

  [as Giselle] 

  Pip in New York : No, thank you.

  [as Nathaniel] 

  Pip in New York : It's good.

  [as Giselle] 

  Pip in New York : Oh, okay.

  [crunches on the ice and imitates death and then strikes a "tada" pose and waits for Edward's interpretation] 

  Prince Edward : You feel you'd die without me here.

• [Prince Edward rides on top of an MTA New York City Transit bus thinking it is a steel beast] 

  Prince Edward : You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!

  [He takes his sword and stabs it through the roof of the bus, the blade also ripping open an old lady's bag in the process] 

  Bus Driver : [stops the bus]  Everybody stay on the bus.

  Prince Edward : Giselle? My love?

  Pip in New York : Giselle?

  Prince Edward : Right. The steel beast is dead, peasants! I've set you all free!

  Bus Driver : [gets off the bus and yells at Edward]  Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here RIGHT NOW!

  Nathaniel : Madam, allow me...

  Prince Edward : Nathaniel, old friend!

  Nathaniel : Sire, may I suggest that you, uh...

  Bus Driver : You? A friend a' his? Crazy tight-wearin'... Are you tryin' to mess up my route?

  [Pip jumps onto her forehead, and mimics her] 

  Bus Driver : I'll tear you both apart! Don't you roll your eyes at me, you...

  [Nathaniel points at Pip, causing the driver to look up] 

  Bus Driver : A RAT! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

  [She goes berserk and tries to get Pip off of her] 

  Prince Edward : Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.

  Nathaniel : Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?

• [Pip rolls up to Edward in a hamster ball] 

  Prince Edward : Pip! You'd like to finally be released... to help Giselle... to best the beast. Why didn't you say so in the first place?

  [Pip groans and facepalms as Edward opens the hamster ball to let him out] 

  Pip in New York : Thank you.