Wife: No you're not, what have you got that gun for?
Ali G: Cause I ain't gonna see a man about a dog. I is gonna go and see a bomb that is gonna blow up the world, innit?
Ali G: [On the phone] What is it? I is in the middle of having sex. It better be important.
[Listens]
Ali G: Wow, that is fucking important. What, there is a bomb? In a nuclear plant? That could mean the end of the world. Alright, I just gotta finish meself off.
Ali G: [while having sex with a female spy, his cell phone rings] What is it? I is in da middle of havin' sex. It betta be important!