I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007)
Paul Rudd: Adam
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Quotes
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Rosie : Putz: noun - a yokel; a jerk.
Censor : My rabbi consultant said it means penis.
Rosie : We're allowed to say penis!
Censor : Yes, you can say penis, but this is the bad penis. Like 'prick'.
Rosie : And... what exactly is the *good* penis?
Adam : [starts to take off his belt and unbutton his pants] Check it out.
[snickers from ensemble of 'You Go Girl' actors]
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Adam : Honey, I'm home! Alone... Starring Macauley Culkin... As a boy who is inadvertently left by himself... At his house... When his parents go on a long vacation.
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Adam : Art without love is nothing. Nietzsche said that.
[writer in commentary said she misremembered quote - it is by Nabokov]