Waitress (2007)

Lew Temple: Cal

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• Jenna : Cal, are you happy? I mean, when you call yourself a happy man, do you really mean it?

  Cal : You ask a serious question, I'll give you a serious answer: Happy enough. I don't expect much. I don't get much, I don't give much. I generally enjoy whatever comes along. That's my answer for you, summed up for your feminine consideration. I'm happy enough.

• Jenna : Well, Cal, it seems that I'm almost five months pregnant.

  Cal : Yeah? And?

  Jenna : And... I thought I should tell you.

  Cal : Heck, I already knew that.

  Jenna : You did?

  Cal : Yeah. Heck, I thought everyone knew.

  Jenna : Well who told you?

  Cal : Nobody needed to tell me. I mean look at you. What, you think I thought you went and let yourself get fat? Truth is, as long as you can carry a tray and fill a pie tin I don't care if you give birth while doing it. Maybe I'm not such a bad guy after all?

  Jenna : Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all.

  Cal : Well get out there Jenna, get back to work, we've got customers!

• Cal : And you, late again. You are inches away from being fired missy.

  Becky : Oh just try firing me, you old bucket of cheese.

  Cal : Who are you calling a bucket of cheese you heifer? Now get to work before I fire your ass!

  Becky : Calm down, you psychotic ape!

• Jenna : Cal?

  Cal : Yeah?

  Jenna : Are you happy? I mean, would you call yourself a happy man?

  Cal : Well if you're asking me a serious question, I'll tell you: I'm happy enough. I don't expect much, I don't give much, I don't get much I'm generally enjoy whatever comes up. That's my truth, summed up for your feminine judgment. I'm happy enough.

• Cal : Don't you have customers?

  Jenna : How come you can't ever say one nice thing to me like 'how are you, Jenna', or 'nice to see you today, Jenna', or 'great apple pie today, Jenna'? All you ever say is stuff like 'don't you have customers?', 'get out of the kitchen', 'get back to work'.

  Cal : Don't you have customers? Get out of the kitchen. Get back to work.

• Cal : You're late.

  Jenna : By six minutes. I'm sorry, bus was late.

  Cal : Why doesn't your damn husband buy you a car already?

  Jenna : 'Cause he don't want me goin' no where.