Romancing the Bride (2005 TV Movie)

Matt Cedeño: Carlos

Quotes 

• Edwina : What do you think your father would say if he saw you chained to this nearly naked Mexican man?

  Carlos : Hey, I'm wearing clothes.

  Edwina : That leave nothing to the imagination. I can practically see your religion, and it lists to the left.

• Melissa : [when her aunt asks who Carlos is]  He's my hairstylist.

  Carlos : No I'm not.

  Melissa : Fine, hair designer. You know how uppidy the gays get when it comes to titles.

• Carlos : [handcuffed to Melissa]  I married someone different! And I'd really like to know if she'll show up soon. Because I have better things to do than to be chained, to bridezilla... with a plan.