Night at the Museum (2006)

Steve Coogan: Octavius

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• Jedediah : No problemo, Gigantor.

  Larry : Um, my name's Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See, I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny, right?

  Jedediah : What's that supposed to mean?

  Larry : Hey teeny, how does that sound?

  Jedediah : I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.

  Larry : Okay, well Gigantor makes me feel like some sort of freak.

  Octavius : I don't. I just call you Larry.

  Larry : Don't be a kiss-ass.

• Larry : Listen, Octavus, you gotta stop that!

  Octavius : It's "Octavius", Mary.

• [Jed and Octavius are popping Cecil's tires, and they are about to be blown away] 

  Octavius : Save yourself!

  Jedediah : [holding on to Octavius]  I ain't quittin' you!

• Jedediah : I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!

  Larry : No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah! Now listen, guys, what is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along?

  Jedediah : Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do!

  Octavius : It's kinda how we pass the time.

• Jedediah : Wait, no sir, I ain't working with Toga Boy!

  Octavius : Romans work alone.

  [Jedediah hits him on his foot with his rifle] 

  Octavius : Ow!

  Jedediah : That didn't hurt, don't be a baby.

  Octavius : [while hopping on one foot]  Yes it did!

  Jedediah : No it didn't! Come on!

  Octavius : [then hits Jedediah's behind with his sword] 

  Jedediah : Ow! That was much harder!

• Octavius : We expand or die!

• Larry : I'm not a giant, guys, alright? You guys are really little.

  Octavius : We may be small but our hearts are large... metaphorically speaking.

• Octavius : Unleash hell!