Saints Row (2006 Video Game)

Daniel Dae Kim: Johnny Gat

Quotes 

• Johnny Gat : [in an elevator, looking for Tanya]  I'm gonna skull-fuck that bitch.

  Main Character : [pause]  Hope you don't mind hepatitis

• Benjamin King : She tells everything to her fashion consultant, he shouldn't be too hard to break.

  Johnny Gat : Who is this guy?

  Benjamin King : Some Eurotrash motherfucker named Stefan.

  Johnny Gat : I hate him already.

• Johnny Gat : So you're Julius' new boy. You don't look like much. Then again, I don't look like I got an eight inch cock. So I guess we're both full of surprises.

• Troy : You've earned your colors today.

  Dex : That was some impressive shit! The only other Saint who kicked ass like that was Johnny!

  Johnny Gat : Shit took me half the time.

  Julius : Welcome to the 3rd Street Saints.

• Dex : Who's got the Rollerz?

  Lin : I do.

  Johnny Gat : Lin? The fuck you wearing blue for?

  Julius : I asked Lin to hook up with the Rollerz. We don't know much about these fuckers so I wanted one of us on the inside.

• 3rd Street Saint : [referring to Lin joining West Side Rollerz to obtain insider info]  I didn't think the Rollerz pimped hoes.

  Lin : [punches the 3rd Street Saint to the ground]  Any other comments?

  Johnny Gat : Yeah. When you punch, don't throw your shoulders so much.

• Johnny Gat : [while disguised as a Vice King]  You never shoulda messed with the Saints! Or the Vice Kings... Because that's what we are.

• Johnny Gat : Who the fuck's this guy?

  Julius : Troy and I found him. We're gonna see if he can roll with us.

  Johnny Gat : Julius, if he wants to run with the Saints, he's gotta be canonized!

  Troy : He's right, everyone had to do it.

• Johnny Gat : There's gotta be a better plan than "Lets Be Monroe's Bitches"!

  Dex : You're right. There is. Marshall Winslow was a major public figure and you can bet your ass that people would ask questions if the chief of police wasn't at his funeral. I say we hit Monroe during the funeral procession. That should show whoever he's working with that we're not fucking around.

  Johnny Gat : You're saying we should assassinate the chief of police while he's at the funeral of the guy we just smashed?

  Dex : Yeah.

  Johnny Gat : Don't tease me, Dex!

  Dex : Let's fucking do it.