X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (2005 Video Game)

John Kassir: Pyro, Sauron, Deadpool

Quotes 

• Deadpool : EVERYBODY! Shield me with your bodies!

• Deadpool : Welcome to Loserville. Population: You.

• Deadpool : Me? Yeah, I'm fine. I just have an uncontrollable urge to rip you to tiny shreds and then dance and spit all over your graves.

• Deadpool : Wow, this is really, really freaky! I could swear I know you from somewhere. Did we go to law school together?

  Deadpool : I know what you mean. I've seen you before, I just can't place your face. Weren't you in my oragami class last fall?

  Deadpool : Wait! I know where I've seen your face. In my mirror... every morning!"

  Deadpool : Heavens to murgatroide! That's it! You're me!

  Deadpool : No no no no no no no, I beg to differ. You... are me!

  Deadpool : Come on. let's not quibble over such a huge philosophical conundrum here. What do you say when you meet yourself?

  Deadpool : How about 'you're lookin goooood!'

  Deadpool : Works for me. Well, now I have to kill ya. Not that I want to, it's just a little something Mister Sinister ordered me to do.

  Deadpool : Are you ok?

  Deadpool : Me? I'm fine. I just have an uncontrollable urge to rip you into tiny shreds and spit on all of your graves.

• Deadpool : I'm really good at killing. You might say it's my specialty. That and ballroom dancing. But guess which one I can actually make a living at.

• Deadpool : [Upon defeating an enemy, pensievely]  But did either of us truly win?

• Deadpool : [after defeating an enemy]  Now gimme all your lunch money!

• Sauron : I've already told Apocalypse I'm not interested in joining him. Why does he send lackeys to try and persuade me?

• Deadpool : Everyone protect me!

• Deadpool : Somebody test this guy for steriods!