Beerfest (2006)

Jürgen Prochnow: Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen

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Quotes 

• Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : I start to feel all cooped up in these U-Boats; I had a bad experience once.

• Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : Always bet on black.

• Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : It appears it is time to initiate Operation Recipe Retrieve.

  [all cheer] 

  Gunter : Is that the title we all agreed on? I kind of like Operation Stein Grab.

  Rolf : Or what about Brauheist 2006?

  Gunter : Oh, that's a good one.

  Rolf : Ja, it's kind of spunky.

  Gunter : Ja, it's fun.

• Jan Wolfhouse : Double or nothing!

  Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : On what, huh?

  Jan Wolfhouse : The von Wolfhausen family recipe. You win, you get to keep it. We win, we get your brewery. Or should I say our brewery?

  Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : But we already have the recipe!

  [Wolfgang pulls out a disc given to him by Cherry, who laughs with the rest of the Germans] 

  Cherry : I got it off the nerd's computer. Hahahaha! You're fucked!

  Rolf : Yeah, you're fucked.

  [Fink bursts out laughing] 

  Steve "Fink" Finklestein : That's rich, Baron.

  Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : What's so funny?

  Steve "Fink" Finklestein : I didn't put that recipe on my computer. However, you are holding the recipe for a low-carb strawberry beer. We call it She-Wolf. It's okay.

  Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : Strawberry?

  [Wolfgang contemptuously turns toward Cherry and claps his hands] 

  Cherry : No, no, you know how you like strawberries, and you want me to lose weight, so that was the low carbs... Wait a minute, we like strawberries! Get your damn hands off! You're trying to see my panties! Goddamnit, put me down, please! Where are the Africans! Can the Africans come help me? Jesus!

  [Gunshots are fired offscreen as Wolfgang's goons kill Cherry for bringing him the wrong recipe]