Postal (2007)

Uwe Boll: Uwe Boll

Quotes 

• Uwe Boll : You know, there're all that rumors out there that my movies are financed with nazi-gold? And what should I say? It's true! But somebody needs to do something with the money.

  Old Lady in Audience : Do you know that my father died in Auschwitz?

  Uwe Boll : My grandpa died also in Auschwitz.

  Uwe Boll : [pause]  He fell from a watchtower.

  Uwe Boll : [laughs with Harald]  Harald, ok, take her away.

  [Harald, the ass-kissing employee, takes the old lady away while Bob, the morning show host, shows that he feels uncomfortable sitting next to Uwe Boll] 

  Uwe Boll : Something wrong, Bob?

• Uwe Boll : [his last lines]  I hate video games...

• Vince Desiderio : [takes off the head from his Krotchy costume]  Boll, I'm Vince Desi. What the fuck did you do to my game "Postal"?

  Uwe Boll : I don't know what your fucking problem is. The movie is great!

  Super-Impose : Vincent James Desiderio, Jr. Creator of POSTAL Video Game.

  Vince Desiderio : [attacks Uwe Boll] 

• Uwe Boll : I get a little horny on here on stage sometimes. If you see the crowd and all that children.

  Morning show host Bob : Are you fucking kidding me?

• Uwe Boll : There all that rumours out there, that my movies are financed with nazi-gold, and what should I say? It's true!

• Uwe Boll : I am also happy to have today here Verne Troyer, the star of my next movie.

  Morning show host Bob : That's right. And your press release says that this film is a new paradigm of cinema. An epic romance that outstrips stories from the past, present and future. A fairy tale that only the heart can understand. That sounds amazing, what's it called?

  Uwe Boll : Pong.

• Verne Troyer : Where's my money, asswipe?

  Uwe Boll : I have even better: Gold teeth.