Strange Wilderness (2008)

Allen Covert: Fred

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• Peter Gaulke : [looking at napkin]  This is it? Our entire voice-over for our show on bears is written on a cocktail napkin?

  Fred Wolf : Yeah, we wrote it last night when we were at P.J. Mahoney's.

  Peter Gaulke : [reading napkin]  Bears are large and brown. Alright, come on. Not all bears are large. How about baby bears, huh? Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. No. It's the other way around. Jesus Christ Fred, come on. It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare. Right, that's got to be true, right? Alright, let's go with that one.

• Peter Gaulke : Bears are a proud people, although they're not people per-say. They're animals. Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined. Brown bears bloves fishing. Brown... Brown bears bloves... God, why am I having so much trouble saying brown...

  Fred Wolf : Maybe it's the two b's in brown bears. Try something different.

  Peter Gaulke : I got it. I'm ready. Okay. Red bears love fish.

  Debbie : [walking into room]  Pete, you're late for your meeting with Lawson down at KPIP.

  Peter Gaulke : Deb, we're in the middle of a recording session. So every fucking thing you say is going down on tape.

  Debbie : Oh, right, like you guys ever care about that crap?

• Cheryl : You guys! I have been tracking you for hours! Why did you leave me back there?

  Peter Gaulke : Well, we... we thought you ran off with Gus Hayden.

  Cheryl : You really think I'd do that?

  Fred Wolf : Yeah.

  Cheryl : Gross! I'd want to fuck even you guys before I'd want to fuck him!

• Fred Wolf : Hang on, people. I am picking up an underwater bubbling sound. I'm not sure what it is, but it is bubbling furiously.

  Milas : [smacking Junior, who's lighting up his bong]  Junior, knock it off.

• Fred Wolf : [while recording Peter]  I hear that weird bubbling sound again.

  Peter Gaulke : It's not bubbling.

  Milas : Junior, I said knock it off!

• Fred Wolf : [seeing smoke entering the shot]  We got fog rolling in, man.

  Peter Gaulke : It's not fog. Milas, can you help me out here?

  Milas : For god's sake Junior, just sit the bong down!

• Fred Wolf : [after Danny is attacked by a shark]  Wow. I'm just blown away by how violent that was.

• Fred Wolf : [to Dick]  You like your name? You like Dick?

• Fred Wolf : [to Whitaker]  Why don't you, eh, go make a Blues album?

  Peter Gaulke : Yeah, you could call it 'Im a poor little sad sack'.