Strange Wilderness (2008)

Jonah Hill: Cooker

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Quotes 

• [from trailer] 

  Conservationist : What are you doing?

  Cooker : I'm definitely not burning ants with a magnifying glass if that's what you're implying.

  [laughs] 

• Whitaker : Hey, wait a minute. These are the fish that ate Dick, right?

  Peter Gaulke , Cooker : Yeah!

  Whitaker : Alright, so go with me here. If Dick is in the fishes, and we're eating the fishes, doesn't that mean we're eating Dick?

  Cooker : [after a long pause]  What the fuck!

  [everyone spits out the fish in disgust] 

• Peter Gaulke : Is that a thong you're wearing?

  Cooker : What the fuck you say?

  Peter Gaulke : You have a thong on?

  Cooker : [laughing]  Yeah, I'm wearing a thong.

• Peter Gaulke : I should've never hired you!

  Cooker : That's the most un-American thing I've ever heard in my life!

• Whitaker : [having an epiphany]  Uh, guys, I don't wanna die. For the first time in 11 years I'm seeing the world through sober eyes. It's exhilerating. See, I have so much to live for right now. I want to find a nice girl and settle down, have kids, dance with them in the moonlight and everything. I want to do it all, you know?

  Cooker : That was fucking beautiful. Take a bow.

  [slams hand buzzer into Whitaker's crotch] 

• Cooker : [to Dick]  Does your name ever get hard in the morning?

• Cooker : I was trying to make you feel better and you hit me in the head! Now there's a bump on my head. It looks like a dinosaur egg. If that dinosaur hatches people are gonna think I'm some sort of prehistoric gentleman bird.