Bring It on: All or Nothing (2006 Video)

Gustavo Carr: Jesse

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Quotes 

• Camille : Jesse, it's cute you tryin to be in choreography and all, but you just stick to finding us the beats, all right, boo?

  Jesse : All right. Cool, but one day you'll come begging for what i got.

  Kirresha : Shoot, I'm begging now. Hook a sister up.

  Camille : Kirresha.

  Kirresha : What?

  Camille : You are too hot to beg.

  Kirresha : I know, but he's just so fine. I'm willing to make an exception.

  Jesse : Don't tease me, Mami. Me gustan las chicas grande.

  Kirresha : Mmm. I don't know what you said, but, "me gustan" too, baby.

  Leti : He said he like big girls!

  Kirresha : Now how come when you say it, it don't sound cute at all?

  Leti : Look, he the one who said it alright.

  Kirresha : Don't hate 'cause he on me.

• Tyson : [to Britney]  Hey, Buffy. Ready to be my baby's mama?

  [slaps her on the butt] 

  Jesse : Tyson!

  Britney : [grabs Tyson's private parts]  Do it again and I am plucking grapes or in your case, raisins. Got it?

  Tyson : [whispers in pain]  Yup.

  Britney : OK.

  [lets go of Tyson's private parts and Tyson falls to the floor] 

• Jesse : [to Britney after she falls on the floor]  Oh, shit. My bad, shorty.

  Britney : Don't touch me!

  Jesse : So you're just going to lay there all day?

  Britney : I don't know how my day could get any worse.

  Jesse : Tough first day? I've been there.

  Britney : Are you new too?

  Jesse : Nah, I transfered sophomore year. Boy, was that hard.

  Britney : When did it get easier?

  Jesse : Last Thursday.

  Britney : Great.

  Jesse : I was joking.

• Britney : Jesse, I want you to know I broke up with Brad the night of the dance.

  Jesse : Really? I'd be more impressed if you broke up with him the night we kissed.

  Britney : I-I just couldn't let go of my old life. The closer I got to you, the less important it all seemed.

  Jesse : Well what's important to you now?

  Britney : I could show you better than I can tell you.

• Camille : We're gonna use these steps y'all came up with for the competition.

  Britney : Wait a minute. I've told you since day one, add krumping and you've just...

  Camille : Are you done yet?

  Jesse : [grabs Britney and covers her mouth]  Yes, she is.

  Camille : Good. Now get your little white ass over here and show me the steps.

  Kirresha : [to Leti]  What's the matter with her?

  Leti : I think it's caffeine withdrawal. Coffee's like crack to white people.

• Tyson : [to Jesse]  Go talk to her.

  Jesse : Who?

  Tyson : I'm horny, not stupid. Just tell Britney how you feel.

• Jesse : Dude, I could kick the dude out of you!

• Jesse : [to Britney]  Is everything okay?

  Britney : With her, yes. With us, no.

• Britney : [door bell rings]  Oh that's the pizza. Can you get that while I get the soda?

  Brad Warner : Yeah.

  [opens door] 

  Jesse : Hey, large pepperoni, pineapple?

  Brad Warner : Yeah, how much?

  Jesse : $14.65

  Brad Warner : [looks for cash in wallet]  dude, you get any action in this job?

  Jesse : What are you talking about?

  Brad Warner : You know, you ever get some ass? Like in those porn movies. Deliver a pizza to some desperate housewife. Tap that?

  Jesse : That never happens in real life.

  Brad Warner : You should try being the quarterback.

  [Britney sees Jesse at the door and falls after hesitating to go into the den] 

  Brad Warner : We get ass up the ass.

  [Awkward silence] 

  Brad Warner : I mean... well you know what I mean.

  Jesse : Yeah, I know what you mean.

  Brad Warner : All right. Here, you know what? Keep the change, dude.

  Jesse : [sarcastically]  Dude, thanks.

  Brad Warner : That's the least I can do. Your job sucks. Loser.

  [shuts the door on Jesse] 

  Jesse : Dick.

  Britney : [whispers]  Asshole.

• Jesse : [to Britney]  I could probably show you better then I could tell you.

  Britney : No, no. I probably wouldn't know what to do.

• Britney : What audition?

  Jesse : The Rihanna TV special.

  Kirresha : We need them computers.

  Britney : Great. You can visit my website, cheerwhore.com.

• Camille : [about Britney]  Don't even waste your time, Jesse. She can't hang.

  Jesse : Camille, you don't even know her.

  Camille : Oh I know her. Little miss fancy fingernails, shimmy-shimmy lip gloss Barbie. She ain't got what it takes to be a Warrior.

• Jesse : [thinking Britney's dog has died, but finds her dressed up for the dance with her boyfriend]  I came to offer my condolences, but I see you've already been condoled.

• Jesse : [to Britney]  Damn, you must be really into me to be following me all day.

• Jesse : Who's playing with who?