Ratchet: Deadlocked (2005 Video Game)

Christopher Hatfield: Big Al of Al's Roboshack, Soap Actor Lance

Quotes 

• Dr. Nefarious : Lawrence, what's going on? You said we were coming within range of a space station!

  Lawrence : Well, we were, sir. How was I supposed to know it would suddenly explode?

  Dr. Nefarious : Lawrence!

  Lance : [Nefarious' brain transmits a soap station]  Oh Janice, promise me you'll never leave me again for that Englebert.

  Janice : Oh Lance!

  [kissing] 

  Janice : You make me feel like a young boy again!

  Lance : Say what?

• Merc : Hey, What did you do to that VG9000 I was playing?

  Big Al : I figured we needed space for more useful things. Plus, you were getting too near my high score in Ozaark's Revenge.

• Dallas : After making his fortune selling cigarettes to children, Ratchet went on to pilot a tanker to Planet Zexxon.

  Janice : Only a week later he got drunk and crashed his tanker on the ocean world of Aquatos. Who can forget the graphic images of baby seals smothered in radioactive waste?

  Coco the Baby Seal : Aaah!

  Janice : Little Coco, never had a chance.

  Big Al : [to Ratchet]  How could you? What did Little Coco ever do to you?

  Ratchet : What... what?

  Clank : Al, how can you believe these ridiculous lies?