Crash Tag Team Racing (2005 Video Game)

Lex Lang: Dr. Neo Cortex

Quotes 

• [Cortex is reading Amy Gross's name on the credits] 

  Neo Cortex : And to my favorite niece, Amy Gross! Nothing gross about her!

• [Cortex's car is flying through the air] 

  Neo Cortex : If madmen were meant to fly, my cheeks would be filled with helium!

• Neo Cortex : [his car explodes]  Mommy!

• Neo Cortex : Oh, it's you, Crash. Look, there's something fishy going on around here, and I don't mean the salmon churos. I need to do some sneaking around but I can't, because my head is too big! I mean, look at me. I stick out like a chocolate bar in a swimming pool! I need you to get me something black and slimming, because I don't want my butt to look too big!

• Neo Cortex : That wretched bandicoot foiled plan for this amusement enterprise as the ideal strategic cover!

  N. Gin : Yes, my lord! Hahaha! Heeheeha!

  Neo Cortex : Stop having fun!