The Knights of Prosperity (2007– )

Donal Logue: Eugene Gurkin

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Quotes 

• Eugene Gurkin : [fails to climb a fence]  Most of my athleticism is of a horizontal nature.

• Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Question. How much did you pay for that large photo of Mick Jagger?

  Eugene Gurkin : 32 bucks.

  [loud exclamations from the group] 

  Esperanza Villalobos : Why do we need this?

  Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : You could've got half the size, and we could sit here.

  [moves chair forward] 

  Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : And it would only cost 16 dollars.

  [moves chair forward] 

  Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : And 8 dollars.

  [moves chair forward] 

  Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : And 4 dollars.

  Rockefeller Butts : What about wallet size?

  Eugene Gurkin : We are robbing Mick Jagger, okay? You get a large photo of Mick Jagger, okay? That's how its done people!